another red flag

kids…

that is all.

so its not that i need a girl who loves radiohead

but when i ask you “what kind of music do you like?” in an attempt to see if you infact might like radiohead and you answer “contemporary christian, rock, and some r&b” i fear for my life. its like a big red flag. you’ve essentially killed my musical boner for you and now you’ll have to settle for bodily attraction and lack of emotional connection. and when its all said and done and you hate me ill reply “I’m the next act. Waiting in the wings. I’m an animal. Trapped in your hot car.”

Yes, I suck young blood. But, I will eat you alive.

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meowkitties:

LOL, i’m so sick, my voice is almost completely gone, so i decided to call tumblr and talk to everyone. it sounds worse in person! i’m trying to sing camera obscura.

you kinda sound like angie. lol.

toekneetoe:

(via ambuletz)
not bad brendan. not bad.

nice pic. shitty joint though… was it re-lit? that browning is gonna cause it to bleed… i bet it burned strange. and chris cut his hair? wow.
nice pic though.

toekneetoe:

(via ambuletz)

not bad brendan. not bad.

nice pic. shitty joint though… was it re-lit? that browning is gonna cause it to bleed… i bet it burned strange. and chris cut his hair? wow.

nice pic though.

sleeper hit this year

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kayfabe:

RIP Kanye West

rip indeed.

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  • Friend from Work#1: Sup Doughboy?
  • Friend from Work#2: Sup Pussy
  • Friend from Work#1: Hey man...Well I guess theres two ways you can take that. Pillsbury doughboy calling you fat or like a do boy like drugs and shit
  • Friend from Work#2: Well, theres only one way to take being called a pussy.
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